Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle and Peter are both obnoxious to their Feelings. Your virtue's pr'tected., Clint, up, Natasha says. He can't have been sleeping more than a few minutes, because he doesn't feel rested at all. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". I'd love to stay and chat. And the rest of you? Sam arched an eyebrow, surveying the perpetrators. Then Peter took a shot. Please consider turning it on! Simply reader inserts with the fandom/character of your choice! Your turn, L'oreal, Tony says and claps Thor on the back. So we going for it, then? Clint asks, feeling way too hopeful. Really? Steve says, barely winded, kicking Natasha in the stomach, but she twists enough that it barely grazes her. I have the besht ideas ever, Tony says with a blissful sigh. Holy shit that was a amazhang thing to come back to, I can't thank you lot enough. Where you can ask anyway, even though you've done it? Tony seems to look mostly at Bruce, Natasha and Clint, since the two others haven't played this before. The building only fell on the bottom half of me so I just continued to eat my bagel while the ambulance tried to get me from under the building. Ah, I understand! Thor says, looking delighted again. Right., Really, Cap? Tony grimaces. JARVIS, the traitor, Tony mutters and stares at the floor. They believe that they have to detain him, but once they meet him, things dont go so well. Always the goddamn red velvet, Clint sighs to himself. It was a stray knife, and he had to dodge bullets and make sure the woman was shielded from harm. Well, fuck, Tony says, and sounds a little strangled. Tough mission? Tony says and glances at the bandage covering Clint's shoulder. It sounds like a genuine question. There are still strings. And of course you didn't have any ulterior motives at all, Bruce says, smiling. Prompt made by: Me It was a Friday night and the Avengers had come back from their latest mission tired, and bored. "Why would you ever put a planting pot on your head?" Work Search: I've got all the good stuff on my level anyway, so I'll bring it down, and Thor said he'd introduce us to proper mead. Maybe it was because she somehow sensed he was the only one not even slightly drunk. She takes a picture and texts it to her group chat with Eleanor, Fabiola, and Aneesa: our last brain cells, she captions it. "Tortured," Everyone but Shuri, Uncle Bruce, Aunt May, and Scott says at once. "Is that true, referee M Jee?" Guys? Tony says. Why, thank you, Anthony!. The hotel room, which had been quite nosy before, was now completely silent. Classified information. Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. Yeah, well that is what I am thinking right now. Never have I ever Wanda smiled evilly as she side-eyed Tony, done a line of cocaine off a woman I didnt knows ass.. left kudos on this work! Same as Steve- dirt poor in the 30s, was all Bucky said. This is my room.. Marvel One-Shots [NO REQUESTS] - NEVER HAVE I EVER - Wattpad tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. DC Character "Never have I ever been stabbed." It's strangely nice. Clint wonders, if Steve figured most of the questions asked would be related to sex (and again, Clint wonders whether the good Cap's still got his super-hymen in place), why he still seems so interested. Muh?, I'm not gonna send you back into that elevator, Clint says and turns around, slides an arm around Tony's waist and guides him into his apartment. All of the adults take a shot. Tony Stark/ Iron Man. So does Thor. Looks like I was right, he says out loud, and Tony sighs. That's pretty much it. He thinks for a moment. Thank you all so much for 19K reads! which, to be fair, was a good point. The spider kid was sat crossed-legged on the floor in front of the armchair Tony was sitting on. You could have just asked. And then he pointedly raises his second rum bottle and drinks. I'm not a thirteen year old girl, Stark, Clint says, his voice level. Bruce leaves his glass on the floor huh, looks like Tony was the exception to a rule, then and then everyone's looking at Cap. It's a great warrior-thing compliment up there, trust me. Ten years later, after Ben has grown up and gotten an acceptance letter to Columbia University, he brings him back again. Clint's stomach does a weird little tumble that Clint is definitely not going to analyze later, and he folds his arms and keeps his eyes on the screen. Yesh. He's got a big metal mug in hand (he still occasionally forgets the no-smash rule when he wants a refill of something, and it's just easier for them to give him metal mugs for now), and he sits down in an almost perfect lotus position. Ask Pepper. I read about him in your file; you two seemed close.. I m'n yes. Goddamn it, Tony, Bruce sighs. She had loving parents, a roof over her head, and enough food to always satisfy her hunger. Bruce looks contemplative. Yeah like that was surprising, Wanda rolled her eyes. permission from the author is required to publish them elsewhere. she said, voicing the thoughts of her fellow teammates, who looked at Peter with horror. Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Thanks, he says again. She also knows that Clint maybe, possibly, might have this thing where if he doesn't get cuddled he'll feel rejected and go from happy drunk to wistful drunk. Mwuh, Clint says and stretches his legs, but doesn't move. So you're not running away? Clint hears himself say after, when he thinks he's about to take a nap. MJ grinned. Mmm, neat. Alright. The doctor folds his hands in his lap. or 'never have I ever wore a dress.' Are you trying to get the full Avenger set?. Right, yeah, that makes me feel a lot better, Tony huffs, but he doesn't move away. Clint's watching Cupcake Wars in the living room which is otherwise deserted, for once when Tony saunters in and flops miserably down onto the couch next to him. 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Right, Bruce says and pinches the bridge of his nose, the way he usually does when Tony's being insane or Clint's being an asshole. But now he has a girlfriend who picked him and his parents are speaking to him somewhat regularly. It's going to be a hell of a ride. When it was Ned's turn, a few people only had one finger left, including Peter. It's been great, guys.. Random people in classrooms Clint stops sleeping in his own bed, for the most part. Bruce Banner/ Hulk Army issue underwear doesnt really hold up to battle conditions. MJ walked in wearing a fancy dress. Awwww, so cute, Tony coos. Team Red aka Deadpool, Daredevil and Spider-man Also this is kind of a rewrite of episode 3x04 but there is no Navarathri celebration and Kamala moved out long ago. Right?. "Way way way wait. Evelyn Warner was a nurse during World War 2 working side-by-side with Captain America and Peggy Carter. Plus, you know, Clint has done a lot of stuff. 3. Ayelet was a child of Thanos, one of his favorites. But nope, that's not Clint's deal at all he's been in enough dubious-at-best scenarios to never initiate sex with someone unless they're really really game for it so when he lands in Rogers' lap, he slides his arms around the guy's ridiculously fit torso and pulls him close. Vague snorts from the rest of the team. You're a whiner, Tony mutters and shifts; squirms to get comfortable. Thor Odinson He looks up at the clock. I should never have agreed to play never have I even, especially with my 'family'. It's after one of Clint's undercover missions, three days of playing nice and hiding in plain sight before he could get where he needed and take out the people he should. They were with the mob anyway, they could afford a little lost food., I admire your choice in which establishment to stiff, Tony pointed at Wanda. 'f I were, y'd be dead. Other than someone on the team.. Just leaning against Clint, still swaying. It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. We could go with Greek, Natasha says, and Clint just nods because yeah, sure. I'm not, Tony says sourly, still massaging the shoulder Clint nearly ripped out of its socket. Sally, Seymour and MJ exclaimed; Peter shrugged again, weary of this interrogation. Steve Rogers/ Captain America Ouch, back to last names again. This will probably be a few chapters or series. Oh FUCK YOU MAXIMOFF! Tony shrieked while the others howled with laughter; even Vision smiled reservedly. But pain leads to power, or so people say, and Agent Sola certainly is powerful. Natasha huffs a laugh and pulls back. No, wait, don't ask Pepper because she knows too much, he adds and waves his hands, stumbling to his feet. Peter stood up. Work Search: The elevator dinged. It was not a mutual flirtation, and all Ill say is that it was a government official., Well color me surprised, said Tony. And I didn't so much pee on his suit as I peed in his bag so technically, I guess I've peed on five suits. He looks down at his rapidly draining bottle. Clint has got to stop sleeping with the people he works with. What she didn't expect, however, was to catch the eye of a devilishly handsome ex-Russian assassin with a metal arm and a desperate need to be loved. He didn't want this attention, as if he was somehow interesting, just because he had a scar. You go ahead, Tony, Steve says, and somehow manages not to sound condescending. Clint usually figures it's total bullshit, but in moments like these, he can't help but see Tony as a kid who just wants someone to pat him on the head and say you did good. So you have all except for Natasha, of course Steve trails off and looks at the rest of the team. Clint can't help but laugh. Natasha has her raspberry Stolichnaya in hand, and flops down gracefully on one of the pillows to tuck her feet underneath herself. And a happy drunk, as well, she says with a sigh. Don't be such a prude, Barton., Clint ignores the fact that Tony doesn't address Natasha like he'd dare. The room was silent for a moment and few flinched when Tony flipped the coffee table. "Never have I ever worn a planting pot on my head," Mom says and I take a drink and see no else do so. "Never Have I Ever had a girlfriend." That is until she meets Peter Parker. Right! How on Earth did you manage that? Natasha says, arms folded against her chest, exuding disapproval of the situation but also a hint of intrigued curiosity that only Clint would be able to pick up on. 'solutely., Her mouth curls. Then: Wait so what about when you're not drunk anymore?. You're not going to call your CEO and ex-girlfriend.. This is going to be so awesome, you guys, he babbles, and don't worry because I totally wasn't going for shawarma this time, I mean I really like it, and I know Thor and Steve do, but Barton, you've got that thing that you get because of Agent and I get it, so we'll just get some pizza or something wait, how do you feel about Greek? No chickening out, Barton, Tony says as he flops down between Clint and Thor. "I will get the bells. I don't know, Tony whines and flops off Clint onto the sheets beside him. Clint snorts into the good Captain's neck. Did we make up? Tony asks, his whole face scrunched up in confusion and an attempt to remember yesterday. They fell into bed and fell out of it again. Pepper would know what to do. Last time they offered him alcohol, he refused, explaining how he didn't like the smell. It's not until he hears the yelled Hey- ow! That's you stealer, Tony says and looks wounded. Good morning, Miss Romanoff! Tony doesn't walk into the kitchen. I don't know which one you want.. I'm so awesome it hurts sometimes.. His name is Percy Jackson. An angry voice cried out. Also I miss the sex., Yeah, Clint says slowly. Romance Avengers Lokiandreader. We had to steal, Wanda shrugged, seemingly uncaring. Okay, Tony says with a wolfish grin. How will she react? It's just bad form. Tony's voice is scratchy from alcohol and sleep, and pre-caffeine muddled, but definitely awake. And you wonder why people ship you two?. I'm not great at relationships. Yeah. Tony's the only person Clint knows who can flop miserably. I saw it on F.R.I.E.N.D's and wanted to know what it was like!" He looks so goddamn excited it's all Clint can do not to smile at him. Yep, you got that right, Tony says and looks down at him. 'Cause I'm open for a lot of stuff, man, but choking me's not gonna work out for everybody., Tony laughs, but it's soft, not mocking. Like a puppy who's peed on the carpet and hasn't been chewed out by its owner yet, but knows what's coming. Tony laughs, throaty and quiet. Clint curses softly once he's gone and picks his bow back up. And it was nice being at MIT as a 15-year-old and constantly being reminded by my clothing that there was someone who cared about me! Tony defended. Peter had never been drunk before, and now that he knew how quick his metabolism had cleaned his blood of the intoxicating stuff, he wasn't afraid anymore to take a drink with the team now and then. Nazi, Steve says. It's like you don't know me at all. He grins and looks very lost. Steve and Bucky were able to fully participate thanks to Thors gift of several casks of Asgardian mead- though he was in New Asgard at present. "When did it happen?". Ever wondered what it would be like to date one of Earth's mightiest heros? Which was true, it was a terrible smell, especially for his enhanced nose, he could still smell the lingering alcohol on someone a day after they had drank anything. The hottest boy in school. What if shes an Avenger? Clint wonders, in the privacy of his own mind, if Tony actually did choose this game for team bonding and not just to determine the virginity of Captain America. Hmmm, Tony says before popping a few pieces of colored candy into his mouth. "How?" It had been quite deep and he had to remove the thing himself. Maya Romanoff was trained to be a killer, so she feels she doesn't deserve love. They start to cuddle, an oddity Clint isn't even aware of until one movie night, when he wakes up long after the movie's done and the others have gone to bed.